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The below is a press release donated to us by Andrew Gower. We were only allowed to write about this topic on the condition that it went unaltered.
Greetings Comrades!
I understand you wish to know more about the filthy game World Of Warcraft, created by the filthy American imperialist neo-con-Cheneyite-Bushist running dogs, Blizzard Entertainment. Of course, normally asking about such things can get you into serious trouble. However, I am a reasonable man and I understand that the thirst for knowledge is a primal instinct in our players. Therefore, it seems only fair that I tell you a little about this satanic game.
World Of Warcraft is, like the Glorious People's Democratic Socialist Social Republic of the People's RuneScape, a so-called MMORPG. It tries to mimic this wonderful game with its so-called "quests" and "map" which it fantasises to be many times larger than ours. It also boasts of their disgraceful "classes", which are vastly inferior to the egalitarian republican equal-footing communist principles we encourage in our wonderful game.
Our trained spys have uncovered more information on this abomination of a so-called game
tl;dr: Play now!