Description - Noob City's Duke has seen some wide eyed Green Shit, Go sort it out
Released - Before Uncle Fester was born.
Start - Speak to Old Fuck.
Difficulty - Impossible.
Length - Bring empty can's to piss in. You're gonna be glued to that chair for a while.
Members - Neither.
Note: All the items have a 0% chance of being obtained during the quest.
- Hitting Rock's tool
- Burning Box.
- Light thing.
Monsters to kill.
- Uncle Fester's Father (Level 9999)
- Nex's Child (Level 9...3294032840428)
- The Sacred Being of Glorious Prunescape (Level fuck how do I beat this)
- Wall (Level Infinity)
Go speak to Old Fuck (Some server's name him Sigmund) and demand a quest before you shove a cock in his face. He tells you to find the Lost Tribe.
- MAJOR SPOILERS OMFG LOOK AWAY NOW*
There is no Lost Tribe because the Tribe is Lost, stupid.
- MAJOR SPOILERS OMFG LOOK BACK BECAUSE ENDED NOW*
Waste of 5 FUCKING MINUTES LOOKING FOR A BLOODY GUIDE ON THE INTERNETS