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This article can get you banned. If you are stupid enough to indulge in the behaviours described, DON'T SAY WE DIDN'T FUCKING WARN YOU!.

These are all the various shitty parodies we managed to pull off the Net.

My Way- Mod Mark VersionEdit

(Parody of ClimbingBootsGate - 24/06/10)

And now
The end is near
‘Cos no players are
Pleased to see me.

My friends
I made my stance
But what for?
They don’t believe me.

I’ve wrecked
The economy
What I did first
I leaked to my clan.
About the climbing boots
Because I can.

Regrets
They’ll have a few.
When I find out
Who bloody shopped me.

I did
What I had to do
It’s not my fault
That they all caught me.

I made a pile
From my own game.
I told some fibs
But then Jagex do.
But what I did, I did it all
I did it for my clan mates.

Yes there were times
I’m sure you knew
When I bought off
Players through and through.
But in the forums
When there was doubt
I took care to kick them out.
I had my will
With Smoking Mils and
Recent Updates.

I’ve bluffed
I’ve told some lies.
I’ve been willing to
Hand out bans.
I bullied the Community Mods
And made millions
For all merch clans.

To think
I have all that
A boardroom seat
And world-class fare.
And still, I have it all
But I still fob off players.

For what is a man?
Is he all that?
What does he have?
A priceless blue party hat?
I had my mods
So weak and bullied
All specially trained
To be my flunkies
And now I’m back
In R U, where
They berate a monkey.

Yes, I got my way.

Never Gonna Give you up - Forums versionEdit

(Typically found in The Official RuneScape Forums, particularly the Rants Forum.)

We're not flamers to love

You break the rules and so do I

A thread in Compliments is what I'm thinking of

You wouldn't flame this if you got it from any other guy


I just wanna ban you from this forum

Gotta make you know your place


You're never gonna spam me up

Never gonna flame me down

Never gonna lock around and move me

Never gonna make me die

Never gonna ask them why

Never gonna mute my lies and ban me


We've flamed each other for so long

Your thread's been aching

But you're too noob to say it

Outside we both know what's been going on

We play the game and yet we're still gonna flame it


And if you ask me why I'm spamming

Don't tell me you're too blind to see


You're never gonna spam me up

Never gonna flame me down

Never gonna lock around and move me

Never gonna make me die

Never gonna ask them why

Never gonna mute my lies and ban me


Repeat chorus


Spam me up, spam me up

Spam me up, spam me up

Never gonna flame

Never gonna flame, flame me down

Never gonna flame

Never gonna mute, ban me out


Last 4 lines repeated


I just wanna tell you why I'm flaming

Gonna make you understand


Repeat chorus 3 times

Dancing in the Dark - Jagex versionEdit

(The nonexistent Jmod who sings this wishes to remain anonymous)

I get up in the evening, and I don't get nothing to say
I forum in the morning, I slap my head feeling the same way
I ain't nothing but tired, man I'm just tired and annoyed with myself
Hey there noobies, we could use just a little help

(Chorus)
You can't start a flamewar, you can't start a flamewar without a spark
This situation's dire, even as I'm just glancing in the dark


It all keeps getting clearer, Mod Mark's nerfing all around the place
His ideas start getting queerer, he's gonna nerf your clothes, your hair, your face!
And RS is getting nowhere just sitting in a slump like this
There's something getting nerfed somewhere, nooby I just know that there is

(Chorus)
You can't stop the players, you can't stop the rants without some work
This Mark's a liar, even as I'm just glancing in the dark


You all sit around getting older there's a joke here somewhere and it's on you
I'll shut this world off my servers come Moddy this laughs on me
Stock up on this item and I'll be inflating up your bank
They say you got to stay loyal hey Moddy I'm just about done with that skank!
I'm dying for some action I'm sick of sitting 'round here trying to save this game
I need a love reaction come on now Zilly you're one hot dame

(Chorus)
We didn't stop the fire, but we'll stop the game from falling apart
Mod Mark's been fired, I'm through with just glancing in the dark


(The Mod logs in)

Hey Noobies!


(Ok, who wrote this?! It's absolutely terrible! - Bruce Springsteen)

Crocodile Rock - Saradomin versionEdit

(Sung by Saradomin and the Fapsettos)

I remember when RS was young
Me and Zammy had so much fun
Smelting bars and smashing stones
Had a sharp blue scimmy and a plate of my own
But the biggest kick we ever got
Was mining a thing called the runite rock
While other kids were grinding round the clock
We were mining and smithing to the runite rock

Well runite mining, was really shining
cause the exp trains your skills
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh lawdy momma! those friday nights
When Zammy wore his dresses tight...
And the runefapping was just out of siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggght!

FAAAAAAAAPPPPP! FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP! FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP!
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP!!!!!

But the years went by and rs got lame
Zammy went and left us for a foreign game
For weeks I was crying by the edgeville bank
dreaming of the ores and stuff we'd make
We can't kill the kids we fought
Running up to the runite rock
Nerfing fast as the weeks went past
We really thought the runite rock would last...

Well runite mining, was really shining
cause the exp trained your skills
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh lawdy momma! those friday nights
When Zammy wore his dresses tight...
And the runefapping was just out of siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggght!

FAAAAAAAAPPPPP! FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP! FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP!
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP!!!!!
FAAAAAAAAPPPPP! FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP! FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP! FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP!!!!!...

(Those weren't dresses those were robes! ROBES! Guthix damn it... - Zamorak)

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