Slayer is one of PruneScape's many skills. It is a highly enjoyable, rewarding and doesn't suffer from the repetitiveness other skills have.
It basically consists of, talk to some tosser, he tells you what to kill, you kill it, get XP, repeat. And that's it.
Do you like listening to your "funny uncle" tell fishing stories? Do you like your abusive father to give you arbitrary tasks in the vain hope of earning respect? Then head on over to your nearest slayer master! You'll hear tales of adventure that you will never be able to duplicate and get assigned an endless series of meaningless tests to complete. The different masters are as follows:
Turael: Noob? Shit task? Can't be bloody bothered? This is the slayer master for you! When killed in While Guthix Snores, his daughter will give you equally meaningless tasks. Sadly, you can't give her tasks, as I found out when I tried to order her to get me a beer.
Mazchna: Wait, who?
Vannaka: OMFGHAX HE HOLDS A STEEL 2H AND A DRAGON SQ!
Chaeldar: This one has a jelly fetish. I am not making this up.
Sumona: A furry who, whilst looking for the way to the Mahjarrat kitchen, somehow wound up in the desert and found herself too useless to make it back. Now she's a Sand Witch. I made a funny.
Duradel: Stuck with custody of his daughter (Kuradal) without any child support payments, he is left a bitter, hollow shell of the man he once was. Was known to give the slayer challenge of "my whore ex-wife" before he threw himself into death's merciful embrace at the hands of Lucien. <--(Spoiler alert)
Kuradal: A legendary adventurer whose latest quest is the search for the fabled Lost Kitchen of the Dragonkin to make the Sandwich the Prophecy Fortold led her to a cavern under the Barbarian Outpost. Takes out her near-constant case of PMS on the creatures attempting to leave her cave.Chuck Testa: The master of Slaying and Friend of Chuck Norris He has 999 slayer and has multiple dead stuffed creatures for sale, You Probably thought all the Monsters in Prunescape were real, Nope, their dead, It's just Chuck Testa controlling them like puppets.
Some of the
best most boring drops in the game can be obtained from these monsters if you have the skill luck required!
Dark Beasts: Want to kill a giant retarded unicorn-bull, waste prayer potions, and get worse drops than a Man (level 3)? Then Dark Beasts are for you! Don't worry, they drop an extremely useful bow approximately once per OVER 9000 kills. Congrats on your 90 slayer, now go fuck yourself.
Abyssal Demons: Camping is fun, right? So grab your tent and sleeping bag and head over to the slayer tower to join all your friends camping at the abbys! Totally worth it, cause the drop is teh most 3p1c wep EVAR!
Strykewyrms: They drop items which help you to kill only the creatures that some fuckin' guy told you to kill, and you can only access them if that same fuckin' guy tells you that you can. More below.
Aquanites: The abominational result of a frog mating with an anglerfish. If you do Saradomin's will by putting this monstrosity out if its misery, you might be lucky enough to get a tiny ghost on a string, which somehow helps you to shoot things with a bow better.
Skeletal Wyvern: Drops the draconic visage, no bones about it.
Gargoyles: Can only be killed with a tiny hammer, but not with your borrowed BGS. Drops a larger hammer than the one required to kill it.
Jelly: The object of Chaeldar's affections.
Crawling Hands: Most of these came from Saradomin GWD
Killerwatts: Beings of filler who can give you a bloody seizure if you're not careful
Aberrant Spectres: Animated farts with a body odor so bad, you'd wake up inside an unfilled grave if you actually smelled one. Also one of the possible reasons why Fmods are surrounded with a green aura.
Bloodvelds: Now that's fucking disgusting!
Fever Spider: These belonged to Justin Bieber before they were pirated
Banshees: OMG! WTF?! Woman get back in the kitchen!!
Harpie Bug Swarms: Can only be killed if you break into the QA office at Jagex HQ and steal a lantern
Cave Slime: If spectres are farts, then cave slime are definitely mucus.
Cave Crawler: The reason why babies shouldn't drink green haterade
These allow you to:... FIXED by QA!
So, you've ground your way to mastery of the skill and you want to kill any monster you want whenever you want? Well, fuck you! You can just go groveling back to your friendly neighborhood slayer master and beg for a task so you can either avoid the rampant campers or have the nerve to attack certain monsters!
NOTE: The author of this page has ground his way to 99 slayer, therefore this is PROFESHUNAL ARTYKUL.
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