Note: The content of this page is primarily fictitous. It is intended for the purposes of humour only and does not reflect on the actions or views of Jagex, Andrew Gower, or any Jagex staff.
RuneScape (sometimes abbreiviated as the United Scamming Stealing RuneScapians to people who have visited the World 1 Grand Exchange at least once) is a mediocre online MMORPG run by Jagex Software that was originally intended as a social experiment to determine the conditions needed for the implementation of a totalitarian Communist state.
an unfortunate a twist of fate that not even Jagex was expecting, the game grew popular among those who enjoy such adrenaline-pumping activities such as watching a poorly-rendered pixel you having intimate relations with swinging an axe at a tree that appears to have some invisible forcefield seperating the axe from the tree, proceeding to take your illegally-gotten lumber to burn them in a straight line like the good little forest arsonist your character is in your glorious quest to prove whom else but you has the least of a social life!
Is RuneScape Recommended for YOU?Edit
Preconditions for playing RuneScape include a huge tolerance for boredom, a lack of awareness regarding basic human rights, and a basement into which sunlight is unable to penetrate; with the gameplay largely consisting of questing, Pking, and 'grinding', called such for the adverse effect it has on one's will to live.
Controversially, Jagex also happens to reserve the right to ban not only
experiments' players' RuneScape accounts, but also their membership of Real Life, which has been protested by the odd sane voice within the game human rights activist, all of whom share the dubious status of disappearing within a week of their protests.
The Joys of Gameplay (Post-Evolution of Combat)Edit
There aren't any.
The Joys of SkillingEdit
Same as above.