The Members Bullshit Programme is the ultimate in Jagex's crap ideas, Every month you are a member, you get points to spend on Emotes, Costumes, Coloring your Jesus Rock and useless badge things that turn Cannonballs into Cabbages, Oh and who could forget titles, Allowing you to have Dignity by being called "Sir IMAFAGLOLOL8==D"
Good examples of fail:Edit
ROFL - Allows you to Rule 34
Strongman - AW YEAH I'M SO TOUGH BUT I'M A WIMPY SKILLER SO I BOUGHT THIS INSTEAD.
Surefooted - Fuck bringing food to Agility courses, I have this!
Call of the Sea - Who still Fishes anyway?
Snow - Remember ROFL? Yeah It basicly leaks Runefap all over your nice new Torva Armor.