The "Justice" System
Code of Laws:
A few phrases commonly used by J-Mods translated into what they really mean.
"We are currently gathering feedback."
We are waiting for you to forget that you are angry about this.
"I'm sorry to say that I don't have the answers you are looking for right now"
Management is preventing me from saying anything, or preventing the developers from giving any answers.
"We regret any inconvenience this may have caused"
This is literally as much of an apology as we are allowed to make.
"We thoroughly researched the effects of this change, and we believe that this is the best course of action"
Ed down at the used car lot suggested this to me and it seemed like a pretty good idea, so we're going with it.
"Unfortunately, we have said all we are willing to say on this subject."
Go eat a bag of dicks, you're not getting shit for answers from us!
We're going to put this update at the bottom of the stack and deal with it in a few months, so please be patient.
"Merchanting clans are a problem and we advise players not to join them."
Granted, they're inconvenient and a pain in the arse but my son runs Smokin Mils so what can I do?
"That is against the spirit of the game"
We don't give a flying fuck about that, stop bothering us.
The Forums Edit
"Player suggestions are often implemented into the game."
We implement the suggestions we want and see if any player has said anything like it. Then we ban them for plagiarism.
"The forumers that complain about updates are not representative of the majority."
Nothing like 50% of RuneScapers will ever use the forums because many are functionally illiterate, and most will never find out where we hid them on the website.
"We value player feedback and suggestions."
It gives the illusion we care, which makes them more likely to keep paying us.
NOTE: The editors of this page have had to deal with Jagex drones in the past that spout this corporate nonsense. Therefore, this is PROFESHUNAL ARTYKUL.