Future Update Lurkers are Gypsy's that lurk in the Future Updates Forum, They use a Crystal Ball to predict what Fail is going to be released next. Some Examples exclude:

The Sequel to Yesrage's Requirements

MOAR QUESTS!!!11!1!!!11!!1!!!!!

Reskins of Nex to look like a whole new boss.

The next annual meeting of Runefappers

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