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HOLY SHIT ITS LIKE HIDE AND SEEK BUT BECAUSE FUR AND HIDE ARE BOTH PARTS OF AN ANIMAL THEY CHANGED IT! AREN'T JAGEX SO FUCKING HILARIOUS?



Fur 'n' Seek is a shitty 10 minute RuneScape quest that nobody gives a shit about. Even Jagex didn't give a shit, as even the Article of the Week made it look like a boring rush-job of a shit filler update. "Tan the Odd Old Man's hides" Choose your favorite, ripping General Graardor a new one, or tanning some fucking pixelated animal hides?

Completing the Fur 'n' Seek questEdit

This is rocket science, this is. This is the REAL reason there are a ton of RuneScape fansites with full of idiotic advice for annoying and pointless so-called quests that make old Dorothy Jones going to the local corner shop seem like the latest Steven Spielberg cinema epic. In this one, all you have to do is fuck up a load of animals, take the 'hides' they 'drop' and then go back to some elderly fucker near Varrock and give them to him. But because this is Jagex, they have to put in some of their brilliant humour that makes Frankie Boyle sound like an American teenager. After wasting half an hour waiting for a certain individual to stop attacking the THE ONLY UNICORN IN THE FREMENNIK AREA with a retarded fun weapon, you'll then murder a defenceless rock crab for its carcass, only to find that the skeleton in the giant sack the elderly fucker carries was having a laugh at YOUR EXPENSE.

After you've done the pointless 'tanning' process that Jagex used to punish the playing member at home, you can turn them all in to the elderly fucker, who'll reward you with fuck all and another wishlist for certain bones, which means running around like a blue arsed flea some more, killing random things and giving him the bones. After you've done all that, you get to fight a skeleton.

At the time of writing, Jagex seem to have installed another pointless graphical update to RuneScape. Which means more lag.

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