Defence is supposed to make you less vulnerable to attack in RuneScape. In reality, it just lets you wear some overpriced cack, and does nothing to stop you getting 2-hit by some fucking pure with Dragon Claws and full tin.
Defence + Pures = Thermonuclear Explosion. The mere sight of seeing two words less than two spaces apart is enough to cause so much quandaries in Earth's orbit that it will fry whatever's on our little blue ball. Any pure possessing a quantity of experience in this skill is thus a failed loser and the account owner is destined to lie in shame for eternity.
Which is why we always say Defense PURE.
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