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Chuck Norris is a level ∞ NPC that roams around RuneScape. The entire of RuneScape has only 1 Chuck Norris, meaning that most servers do not have this character. He is able to hit a max of ∞ with a ∞% hit rate, with a poison duration of ∞:∞ with his bare fists.

Max HitEdit

Chuck Norris's max hit can be calculated with this simple equation.

$H = \underbrace{ \left.\left.\left. \underbrace{a^{a^{.^{.^{.{a}}}}}}_{ \underbrace{a^{a^{.^{.^{.{a}}}}}}_{ \underbrace{\vdots}_{a} }} \right\} \underbrace{a^{a^{.^{.^{.{a}}}}}}_{ \underbrace{a^{a^{.^{.^{.{a}}}}}}_{ \underbrace{\vdots}_{a} }} \right\} \cdots \right\} }_{ \underbrace{6 \uparrow \uparrow \cdots \cdots \cdots \uparrow \uparrow 6}_{ \underbrace{8^{4^{2^{1.3^{9.2^{Google{666.6666^{2a^{2}}}}}}}}+90182+}_{ \left. \left. \underbrace{8892 \uparrow \uparrow \cdots \cdots \cdots \uparrow \uparrow 4174 }_{\underbrace{8892 \uparrow \uparrow \cdots \cdots \cdots \uparrow \uparrow 4174 }_{\underbrace{\vdots}_{990}}} \right\} \underbrace{8920 \uparrow \uparrow \cdots \cdots \uparrow \uparrow 8887 }_{\underbrace{8920 \uparrow \uparrow \cdots \cdots \uparrow \uparrow 8887 }_{\underbrace{\vdots}_{Google}}} \right \} \left. (920,192,193!)^{809.782^{663 \pi}} \right.}}} \left. \begin{matrix} & & \left( | 3 + \frac { 145^{39.1 + 7v}} {72.92} \uparrow \uparrow 81 \frac 78 \uparrow \uparrow \frac {(671 - 47^4c) \times 23} {13 - 7^5 \uparrow 87} 3 \underbrace { \uparrow \uparrow \cdots \cdots \cdots \cdots \uparrow \uparrow} 3 - 2 + (147a^{2} + 63.08a + 8.73) | \right) ^{416WEP_{1}}\\ & & 123 \times 3k^{42.9184^{892.8}} \uparrow \frac {kg \times 89.11392(121^3)} {9823.174h \pi} \times 68^{\sqrt {93}^{1023v^{992.81(52.1x^2)}}} + 84 \underbrace {\uparrow \uparrow \uparrow \cdots \cdots \cdots \uparrow \uparrow \uparrow} 84 + 77!\\ & & \frac {902 + 867DEF \times 107a_2 - (cos32.83) \times 8992 + 671} {889i - 20 + \frac {97} {8 + 78 \times 666^{666}} - 54k \left| ChuckNorris Index \right| + \gamma ^{2-5}} + 4\underbrace {\uparrow \uparrow \cdots \cdots \cdots \cdots \uparrow \uparrow}4\\ & & (4.57 \times BBC)^3 + 21a^7 + \left( 62 \underbrace {\uparrow \uparrow \uparrow \uparrow \cdots \cdots \uparrow \uparrow \uparrow} 62 \right) - \frac {100 - \sqrt {3 \sqrt {72i}}} {84ATC} + \left( 3 \uparrow \uparrow \uparrow 3 - \sqrt {2} \right)\\ & & 2147483647 \times 3i^7 \times 48G^2 \times \sqrt {3M_{JUP}} + \left( \frac {777 + 2c} {44x^3 + (21 \underbrace {\uparrow \uparrow \cdots \cdots \cdots \uparrow \uparrow} 21)} \right) ^{-4}\\ & & 3.27M_{ETH} \times \left( 21 \underbrace {\uparrow \uparrow \uparrow \cdots \cdots \cdots \cdots \uparrow \uparrow \uparrow} 21 \right)\times \left| 203e^3 - 512ChuckNorris Index \right| \times F_{g} + \left( 5 \underbrace {\uparrow \uparrow \uparrow \cdots \cdots \cdots \cdots \uparrow \uparrow \uparrow} 5 \right) \\ & & (100 \underbrace {\uparrow \uparrow \cdots \cdots \cdots \uparrow \uparrow} + 323b^{21} - 10^{10^{100}}) \times 487.42ChuckNorrisIndex \times G \qquad\;\; \qquad\;\; \qquad\;\; \vdots \\ & & \qquad\;\; \qquad\;\; \qquad\;\; \qquad\;\; \vdots \qquad\;\; \qquad\;\; \qquad\; \qquad\;\; \qquad\;\; \qquad\; \qquad\; \qquad\; \qquad\; \qquad\; \qquad\; 88a + \sqrt {676^2 - 900BBC} + \frac {65.72} {8a^4}\\ & & 500.6^{52Gj} + G^{2G^{3G^{4G^{5G^{6G^{7G^{8G}}}}}}} + G! \times Google \qquad\;\; \qquad\;\; \qquad\;\; \qquad\;\; \qquad\;\; \qquad\;\; \qquad\;\; \qquad\;\; \qquad\;\; \qquad\;\; \end{matrix} \right.$

Where:

$a = 431k \times 66.372 \pi \uparrow \frac {8910.00000002^7 \sqrt {90231i} + 8Google^5} {77h^2} - 12(8DEF^2 - 4DEF) + 6J - \frac {10} {2.8}$
$a_2 = 431k \times 192.8891STR - \frac {7} {3.1415926535897932384626433832795} + 3 \underbrace {\uparrow \uparrow \cdots \cdots \cdots \cdots \uparrow \uparrow} 8 \text{ where up-arrows are defined as } a^2 + b^2 - c^2 \times \frac {\sqrt {b^2 - 4ac}} {2a}$
$c = 812! - 2kg + \frac {29 - \sqrt {523 - 321^2}} {82 - 6lb} + 2(BBC)^2 - \frac {(6e^4 - 6s^3) \times 6} {0.521(ESLion)} + 8000 \times 42BBC$
$ChuckNorris Index = \frac {6STR + 7ATC} {3RNG^{-1}} + \frac {DEF + 0.05IQP} {\pi} -64ATC^{-1}$
$e = mc^2$
$F_{g} = \frac {\left( 6.67 \times 10^{-11} \times \frac {N \times m^2} {kg^2} \right) \times m_{1} \times m_{2}} {d^2}$
$Google = 10^{10^{100}}$
$Inverse Of Attack = ATC^{-1} = \frac {1 - \sqrt {ATC}} {(3DEF^2 - 2ATC)}$
$Inverse Of Range = RNG^{-1} = \frac {1 - \sqrt {RNG}} {(3DEF^2 - 2RNG)}$
$j = \frac {kg \times m^2} {s^2}$
$h = \sqrt {423-6M} \times \frac {1.25 STR} {83.82^7 \times s} + 100lb + 6.3246 \times 10^{18} {\ ^{7}e4!} + 10^{Google} + AlbPlu$
$k = \frac {772 - 8910383J^{562}} {\sqrt {38mc} \times 32^{52}} - 77DEF^{sin^{-1}0.62AlbPu} + {\ ^{23 \uparrow} \left( \frac {1024^{1024m} - \sqrt {a^4}} {0 - G^{G^{G}}} \right)} + \left| \frac {a^2 - 42x} {102.37 \pi - a^3} \right|$
$m_{1} = M_{ETH}$
$M_{ETH} = 5.9736 \times 10^{24}$
$M_{JUP} = 1.8986 \times 10^{27} = 317.8 M_{ETH}$
$N = 100kg$
$v = \left( 535^{12^{29 + 77 \pi}} + \frac {316} {78 \frac {2}{3}} - 82M \uparrow 983 + [(3x^2-6x-3) + (62x^3)] \right) ^{54} \times \frac {52b} {8 \times cos42}$

AlbPlu = Albedo of Pluto from Earth on November 17, 2001
ATC = Attack level of player.
b = beds in the house of player.
BBC = amount of AK-47's in the world
c = speed of light in m/s in one second
d = distance between two objects
m2 = mass of player
DEF = Defense level of Player
ESLion = Effective strength of a lion
G = Graham's Number
i = Number of iPods in the house
IQP = Intelligence Quotient of player
J = j running player's computer
lb = weight of player in British pounds
kg = weight of player in kilograms
m = Meters per second speed of player while running
M = Max Hit of player
RNG = Ranged level of player
s = octane rating of an ant
STR = Strength level of Player
WEP1 = Strength level of Weapon of Chuck Norris
x = Plank length of Clarinet
k = The amount of Runefappers on the server

In this case, the underbraces represent the amount of arrows inside that particular region, amounting to exceptionally high hits.

PoisonEdit

In addition to his powerful attack, Chuck Norris also has a poison attack.

The strength of the poison is as follows:

$P_{s} = \frac {H^{2} + 64ATC} {ATC^{-1}}$

Whereas the duration is:

$P_{d} = \left. \underbrace{ \left. \left. \left. \underbrace{^{^{^{^{^{a}.}.}.}a}a}_{ \underbrace{^{^{^{^{^{a}.}.}.}a}a}_{ \underbrace{\vdots}_{a} }} \right\} \underbrace{^{^{^{^{^{G}.}.}.}G}G}_{ \underbrace{^{^{^{^{^{G}.}.}.}G}G}_{ \underbrace{\vdots}_{G} }} \right\} \cdots \right\} }_{784} \frac {712996 \uparrow \uparrow \uparrow \uparrow 712996} {0.89204} \right.$

FactsEdit

1. Chuck Norris is the most powerful NPC in RuneScape.
2. Chuck Norris has ∞ in every level.
3. Chuck Norris can wear 2 rings.
4. Chuck Norris doesn't cut trees. He stares at them until they give him logs.
5. Chuck Norris can trim armor.
6. Using a knife, blue dye, and silk, Chuck Norris can craft a Blue Partyhat.
7. Guns exist in RuneScape, just only Chuck Norris can use them.
8. Chuck Norris once cast Air Strike; next thing a hurricane occurred.
9. Chuck Norris's ice barrage is the equivalent of the next ice age.
10. Praying to Chuck Norris instantly gives you 99 Prayer.
11. It has been said that Chuck Norris's Bones when buried, gives 200 Million experience, yet no one has of course succeeded in getting the item
12. IF Chuck Norris ever has to use his roundhouse kick, girls within 100 miles will be impregnated and the whole server is said to disconnect.
13. It was only thanks to Chuck Norris' help that Guthix could get the gods to stop fighting.
14. Chuck Norris doesn't make a house , the planks do it for him.
15. Chuck Norris is feared by every NPC in Prunescape and therefore, does not have to complete shitty quests where you piss off a bunch of retards , get fucked up the arse by fucking ninja-monkeys , become the local shitface of the barbarian shithole in the north or help a bunch of fucktard zombies pissed on beer just to access shitty places like Ape Atoll an the fucking elf lands.