Chaelder is a deranged psychopath with a extreme fetish for Jelly, who was hired as a "Slayer Master" under equal oppertuites employment, along with a blue cloaked Father/Daughter team deathly afraid to assign anything more powerful than Care Bears, puppies, bunnies and small children.
She is imfamious for giving Jellys as a slayer task approxamitly 98.937(repeating)% of the time, the rest being some complete shit that wrecks most of your Hp off per kill, gives exactly 5.6 slayer exp per task and has a drop table only slightly better than the Kalphite Queen
Warning: before choosing Chaelder as your slayer master, consult a doctor (or a highly trained occultist), Side effects may include: headaches, Short-term memory loss, Long-term sanity loss, Diabetes, mindrape, seeing acid flashbacks of fairys shoplifing packets of jelly from ASDA, climbing boots, cravings for jelly, death and in extreme cases actualy finding a good dungeon team in w117.
|Moar Cave jellys|
|Dust Jellys (eww)|
|Elven Jelly (20% taller)|
|Fire Jelly (melts too fast)|
|GargoJelly (requires jelly hammer to kill)|
|Harpie Jelly swarms (still crap exp)|
|Jungle strykejellys (no, they still won't give me a ****ing hexcrest)|
|Infernal Jellys (may cause demonic heartburn)|
|Jelly ZOMFG!!!! JELLY!!!!!! JEEELLLLLYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!1111111|
|Jungle Jelly (gf trying to get past customs with this)|
|Kuraselly (now banana flavour thanks to monkeys and loot tables)|
|Lesser Jelly (Thy was not worthy of whipped cream and stawberrys)|
|Mutated zygomijellys (They even hate themselves for existing)|
...did someone just say jelly....?