Book of RuneScape: Adventurer 8.2.1.3

You take a 'free sample.'

The store clerk sees you. What do you want to do?

Punch him.

Kick him.

Run away.

"Oh, sorry, I just...uhh, I like, well, thought that I could...uhh, you know, take this as a...well, free...uhh..thingy. Yeah.